yeah I said that ...

Dear Emotional Indian-givers,

2009-06-11T14:41:00.000-07:00

Why are there so many of you?

Oh, and stop.

Thanks,
Mallory

need an ab workout?

2009-05-20T13:58:00.000-07:00

From one of my favorite blogs (http://failblog.org) comes this hilarious story! I about died when I read this I was laughing so hard. I emailed it to my lovely sister and then called her and made her read it while I was on the phone. Then she and I laughed for about 5 minutes straight together. What a great ab workout!

the miracle that is a car, the idiot that is the operator

2009-05-13T13:24:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah maybe putting gas IN your car is useful. SO I was supposed to fill up after work yesterday ... I forgot. Then on a whim drove to Springville Walmart, at which point my gas light flipped on. Now most people say "oh I go at least 30 miles after that light comes on." So I think ok it's not 30 miles from here to my apartment and then costco in the morning, I'll be just fine (famous last words).

I get up this morning a little nervous having never gone this far without filling up. I start the drive, try to coast whenever possible and avoid stopping. Almost to costco ... and Jetta jerks a little and then lights start glowing like christmas on my dashboard and all the gauges dip. THANKFULLY I was on a side street that had a wide open spaces all along the curb. I call AAA (seriously I would be lost without them). A man shows up 25 minutes later and looks at me and I know what he is thinking "dumb girl didn't put gas in her car." Seriously ... I wasn't even 2 whole miles from costco. Oh and just an FYI I only went 10 miles (exactly) after the gas light came on. Oops!

I love movies

2009-05-07T10:32:00.000-07:00

I know this sounds weird but I love movies and I don't mind going to them by myself. People always think that is so sad, going to a movie by yourself. Actually, I think eating out alone is like a million times more depressing. At least in a movie it's dark and no one can really tell you're there alone.

I Have Arrived

2009-04-29T14:57:00.000-07:00

I have been blog obsessed for quite some time now ... okay roughly a year ... ok I could probably pin-point it to the day but who wants to know that?! I just graduated, I am starting my real life and I think it's time I have a blog ... so there!